Every conversation with my mother EVER.
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
Always my favorite because the “External inertial dampener” IS A SPACE VERSION OF A FUCKING PARKING BREAK.
GDI PIKE these young fresh academy kids do not get your awesome jokes.
from the original script:
"I’m still just an image. No touch"
He is going to die, Tyrion realized.
asgard’s next top model
if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls
i will never not reblog this
Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.
reblogging bc this seems really useful
Signal boost the shit out of this. 38k notes is not enough!
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship