Someone found a new bed…
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
THIS IS A SOPHISTICATED SHOW
asgard’s next top model
if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls
"If you’re from Jotunheim, why are you white?"
"Oh my god, Fandral, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"
otp week day 2: Ned and Chuck from Pushing Daisies!!
r.i.p. the cutest show ever made :,(
Arendelle concept art by James Finch and real-world inspiration from Norway.
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Our dads were in California, Devil’s Gate Reservoir. They were setting a trap for some kind of hellspawn. John was hiding, waiting and my dad was bait….then the thing showed up. John got too eager, jumped out too soon, got my dad exposed out in the open. The thing turned around and killed him.
Not quite…see it hurt him, but it didn’t kill him…you see Bill was all clawed up. He was holding his insides in his hands, he was gurgling, and praying to see you and Ellen one more time. So my dad killed him, put him out of his misery like a sick dog…My daddy shot your daddy in the head.